Black Friday? That happens next week.
Cyber Monday? The week after.
But RED TUESDAY?
It's happening NOW, folks.
JOE VAMPIRE is FREE for Kindle!
Tell your PEEPS, your TWEEPS, your Facebook FRIENDS and FAMILY, and your real-life FRIENDS AND FAMILY, too.
And don't worry if you don't have a Kindle; there's a free Kindle app that will let you read up on vampire truth on your PC, Mac or tablet.
Spread the word: the dude vampire has always been cheap...but now, he's totally FREE.